how weird would it be if whales didnt need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we had to deal with whales just meandering around everywhere
Get Happy. Stay Classy.
RSSfucking goats man
so you think you know what the most badass animal is
well you’re wrong because the most badass animal is actually the goat
why, you ask? well let me hit you with some KNOWLEDGE
You’re allergic to poison ivy. Goats aren’t. Goats EAT poison ivy.
Rash? No, fuck you. Nutrition,…
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.
Following this conversation President Obama asked “Michelle, why was he so interested in talking to you.” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant” to which Michelle responded, “No, if I had married him, he would now be the President.”
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
what the hell am I watching
what did i just watch.
why
this completes me.
Need this on my blog.
i will forever reblog
Did someone poison me with LSD?! WHAT THE EFF.
(Source: daiseas)
no … like no way…. this is just.. this
barty crashers
it just keeps getting awesomer
Reblogging again oh my god
Reblogging again
The best thing I have ever reblogged
Third time reblogging. This is just golden.
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